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WONDERS SHALL NEVER END IN NIGERIA MY FATHERLAND WHERE AN EX-CONVICT CLAIMS TO BE THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN IGBO LAND

October 10, 2025

People of the world, take a look at the news headlines below, check out my expatiation here, and then tell me if the argument makes any sense to you, pppllleeeeaaaase??!!!!

(1) Senator Orji Uzor Kalu, a Nigerian Igbo man, a former governor of Abia State in southeast Nigeria, is AN EX-CONVICT, a convicted criminal!!! He was convicted by a Nigerian Federal High Court on Thursday, December 5, 2019, and sentenced to 12 years in prison for stealing billions of naira from Abia State public funds when he was governor.

(2) On the other hand, Peter Obi, another Nigerian Igbo man, also a former State governor of Anambra State, also in southeast Nigeria, has never been convicted of any crime. He was given a clean bill of integrity as governor. In fact, in Nigeria’s 2023 presidential race, the famous “ObiDIENT Movement” of Nigerian youths across the entire country, which defied all tribal and religious divides was as a result of the celebrated INTEGRITY of Peter Obi as one of the best and cleanest politicians in Nigeria. Furthermore, Peter Obi was actually adjudged by all objective Nigerians and global observers as having won the 2023 presidential race, but Bola Tinubu “GRABBED IT, SNATCHED IT, AND RAN WITH IT.” Remember, those were Tinubu’s own words, not mine, meeeeeeeen!!!

(3) And now, matter arrising: Yesterday, the 9th of October 2025, the EX-CONVICT, Orji Uzor Kalu shamelessly went on national Television to declare himself as the most important politician in the entire southeastern region of Nigeria, and not Peter Obi. I watched a clip of that interview where Uzor Kalu lost his cool and got offended with the interviewer for saying that Peter Obi is apparently more important than Kalu. THIS CAN HAPPEN ONLY IN NIGERIA, meeeeeeeen!!!

Oh, by the way, non-Nigerians may be wondering how come Orji Uzor Kalu is already out of prison and flexing muscles, considering that his 12-year sentence only happened in 2019. Nigeria in her worst corrupt color happed, that’s why! He spent under six months in prison when the Supreme Court set him free with one of the most ridiculous of the spate of TECHNICALITIES in Nigeria’s most corrupt judiciary in the world. The judges claimed that the judge who had convicted Kalu had already been transfered out of the court before he passed the judgement. It was said that the case would be rescheduled for retrial. This is 2025, and the retrial has been swept under the carpet and has never been mentioned again. Your guess is as good as mine as to what happened to prevent the retrial, in the most corrupt judicial system of the world, meeeeeeeen!!!

Now, people of all nations of the world (not just Nigerians), please tell me, does it make any sense to you that an EX-CONVICT is challenging a relatively CLEAN MAN OF INTEGRITY in the class of Peter Obi, to a public duel on importance and relevance in society. Mind you, the ALMOST-PERFECT-GENTLEMAN called Peter Obi does not ever compete with anybody for relevance. So he wasn’t competing with Orji Uzor Kalu. The ex-convict Kalu was just throwing tantrum on his own, meeeeeeeen???!!!!

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