September 24, 2026
A hot political debate is ongoing in Nigeria. The topic is: Who is the best election rigger in Nigeria? It has been argued among Nigerians about several politicians across the entire country. But now, it has been narrowed down to just three major contenders, virtually in a debate. Two are members of Nigeria’s federal ruling APC political party, and the third one is a PDP party member hired as a rigging mercenary by APC. Mind you, all their declarations contained in this VIRTUAL debate are verifiable and self-confessed FACTS, no falsehood. Without much ado, let’s get to it, pronto:
CONTENDER NUMBER 1: I have declared that I “Grab it, Snatch it, and Run with it.” So, I am the best grabber of votes.
CONTENDER NUMBER 2: No, no, it is on record that I pick up the phone and call INEC to rig APC into office while the elections are going on. If you don’t believe me, then ask our AfroBeat music star, Davido. So, I am the best rigger.
CONTENDER NUMBER 3: No, no, no, people!!! I am the one declaring everyday in press conferences that I am the master election rigger in this country, and I have evidence to show. I also challenge all Nigerians that nobody can do anything to me because I am above the law. So, how can anybody in this country claim that he is a better election rigger than I am? I am definitely the best. And by the way, contestant number one, remember that I have vowed to rig you in for re-selection in 2027. If you continue to challenge me in this debate, I will cancel my promise to rig for you, meeeeeeeen!!!
Ok people, you heard the debate. What is your own verdict? Who is the best election rigger?? Also, are you gonno allow them to compete for rigging supremacy for your votes in 2027 as debate candidate 3 already challenged and boasted to APC governors on TV that they can’t compete with him. Or will you beat them all and make sure your votes count, just as Oshun voters did in August 2026???
Please don’t forget one thing: Scores of Nigerians are ALWAYS killed through election rigging in Nigeria. So, this has also been a debate about who gets more Nigerians killed during elections in Nigeria.
Again, I, Harry Agina declare that although the virtual debate among three individuals currently in the rulership of Nigeria is a satire and not real, the the statements attributed to the person of Bola Tinub, Godswill Akpabio, and Nyesom Wike are pure facts. None of them can effectively deny those facts because they are on public records. Yes indeed, Nigerian AfroBeat music star, Davido, did declare on global TV in August 2026 that he had evidence that Akpabio called INEC authority to rig Oshun state governorship election for APC party candidate. Akpabio tried to use his corrupt influence as Senate President for the rigging but the people of Oshun state successfully resisted it. Akpabio did not deny Davido’s accusation, nor did he sue him in court. That makes Davido’s accusation a fact.
As for the man I call grandstanding Mafia Boss, Nyesom Wike, archives of traditional stations, Google, YouTube, Facebook, and all the other social media platforms have records of his numerous regular interviews and press conferences where he boasts with impunity that he is the best election rigger in Nigeria.
And, yes indeed, president Bola Tinubu did declare to the world on a viral video in 2023 presidential election campaigns that, quote: “Election is not served a-la Carte. You must grab it, snatch it, and run with it.” Sure enough, election monitoring bodies from all over the world, including UN, USA, and Nigeria declared that candidate Peter Obi won Nigeria’s 2023 presidential election against Tinubu. But, as Tinubu had vowed, he grabbed the president’s seat through unprecedented obvious election rigging.