WHAT THE F*CK IS FORMER NIGERIA PRESIDENT GOODLUCK JONATHAN TRYING TO DO IN NIGERIA’S 2027 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION RACE, MEEEEEEEEN???!!!

May 12, 2027

Greetings, folks of the entire world!
This is a No-Bullshitting commentary, and I truly don’t give a f*ck that some southern Nigerians who love a former Nigerian president, Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, may not like my vibes here, meeeeeeeen!!!

I am Harry Agina, and you have seen my title with my radical thematic question. I ask it again, what the f*ck is Goodluck Ebele Jonathan of Nigeria trying to do in his recent move to join Nigeria’s 2027 presidential election?

I listened to the commentary of Nigerian Social Media influencer, VeryDarkMan (VDM) today, May 12, 2027, and he made a lot of sense to me. What he said is exactly the first thing that dropped on my mind as soon as I saw former President Jonathan’s recent move to enter the 2027 presidential race. VDM said that President Bola Tinubu has contracted Jonathan to join the race just so that he would split the southern electoral votes with Peter Obi, thereby benefitting President Tinubu. Yap, I think so, too, meeeeeeeen!!!

Now, I’m gonno tell you why I started with the statement that some southern Nigerians may hate this commentary. I repeat that I don’t really give a f*ck what the lovers of Jonathan think or feel. However, I wanno start with something positive about Jonathan before I throw out what I call the hard and bitter truth about him. On the one hand, I love Goodluck Jonathan for the fact that he was, or is, one of the few Nigerian politicians who do not play the typical SATANICAL do-or-die politics of Nigeria. He declared this fact in 2015 with his statement that his political ambition is not worth the blood of any Nigerian. You know what? I believed his sincerity when he said that, and I LOVE HIM FOR IT. Most Nigerian politicians don’t care how many Nigerians get murdered in their evil election rigging to get into or stay in power. Jonathan is among the very, very, very few who do not believe in such murderous do-or-die election rigging. He went further to match his words with action in 2025 when he surrendered and conceded to Muhammadu Buhari as the winner even before the final votes were counted in their presidential race. That decent characteristic is one of the reasons why he became a globally recognized statesman.

On the other hand, having said all that, here is my bitter truth for which some southern Nigerians may condemn me. Like I said, I don’t really give a f*ck who condemns my view. If you ask me, or even as you ain’t asking me yet, I still tell ya, Jonathan was not really such a great president from 2010 to 2015. He didn’t have much of the CHARACTER of a president, and he was A DISGRACEFUL COWARD. Anybody who wants me to take this to the next expatiatory level, please engage me in a friendly constructive debate, and I will explain my position. My request is that you don’t get abusive if you want such a debate with me. Even if Jonathan happens to be your father, brother, friend, boss, benefactor, or whatever else, you must accept that he is not perfect…nobody is perfect! Then and only then, you can engage me in a mature, constructive, rancor-free debate.

If we must hold this debate, let’s keep in mind the key issue, thus: My concern is that Jonathan is brewing an unholy competition against Peter Obi in Nigeria’s 2027 presidential race. I call it a sabotage by Jonathan against Obi, and I must express without bullshitting that I detest it with a passion. Why? Because Peter Obi has far better chance and capacity to unseat President Tinubu than Jonathan. In fact, I can take any bet that Jonathan would NEVER win the race! Furthermore, Obi would make far better president than Jonathan who portrayed a lot of IRRESPONSIBLE characteristics during his 2010 to 2025 presidency. So, I am very pissed off that, rather than support Peter Obi to unseat Tinubu, Jonathan is sabotaging Obi. He wants to destroy Obi’s chance by splitting some votes away from him to the benefit of Tinubu. And yes, I totally agree with VeryDarkblackMan that Tinubu probably contracted Jonathan to sabotage Obi, meeeeeeeen!!!

So, yes, I believe that Goodluck Jonathan should stay the f*ck away from Nigeria’s 2027 presidential election. He should give the Petor Obi and Rabiu Kwankwaso ticket a good chance to succeed. I would repeat a gazillion times if necessary, that I see Jonathan as a bad saboteur for Tinubu against the good of Nigeria and Nigerians if he gets into the race. And yes, I feel no qualms to declare that I want President Tinubu unseated in 2027. God and I know that my position is NON-PARTISAN, NON-TRIBALISTIC and non-sectional or biased in any other form. My position is based strictly on my KNOWLEDGE and CONVICTION that President Bola Tinubu is a VERY CORRUPT and terrible ruler who is destroying Nigeria with his cronies and friends, some of whom are evil foreigners, meeeeeeeen!!!