June 24, 2026
FLASHBACK: About a couple of years ago, a Nigerian boy of about 9 to 10 years, or thereabouts, publicly prayed on national TV in Nigeria. His prayer video went viral. He prayed to the Almighty God to strike Nigerian rulers with thunder and lightening and wipe them all out. Why? Because, according to him, the rulers were/are evil people who are destroying Nigeria and making life unbearable for him and all Nigerians. At that time, Nigeria was heaven when compared to the present hell that President Tinubu has plunged the country. I wonder what the boy is now praying to happen to President Tinubu who has made life a gazillion times more hellish for him.
Greetings, people!
I am Harry Agina, alias Mr. No Bullshitting! Today is June 24, 2026, and it is my birthday. Guess what, the only favor I ask of you in celebration of my birthday is to share this post, especially if you’re Nigerian, or interested in the welfare of Nigeria. We all need to work together to condemn the evil forces that destroy Nigeria. In a more matured way, my commentary here is a bit similar to the prayer of the boy who I referenced above. I do expect mixed public reactions today similar to the boy’s prayer a couple of years ago. As I always say, even the devil himself has worshipers. So, I do expect some Nigerians to align with my key subject here and condemn my position.
COMPARISON: The boy in my reference prayed for all evil rulers of Nigeria to die. Here, my focus is just one psychophantically corrupt and insensitive individual called Bayo Ononuga. But, unlike the prayer boy, I don’t want Ononuga to die, but I want him to suffer for his sins. He is an “Adviser” and a spokesman of Nigeria’s “fantastically corrupt” President Bola Tinubu. In essence, therefore, Ononuga is one of the people who mislead President Tinubu to destroy Nigeria. Note my recurring keywords in this piece: PSYCHOPHANCY, INSENSITIVITY, and HYPOCRISY. My referenced prayer-boy wanted all Nigerian “evil rulers” to perish in aircraft accidents or struck by thunder and lightening. Unlike the boy, I don’t want Bayo Ononuga dead, I would only love him to suffer some consequences of his unholy actions. His insensitive psychophantic hypocrisy in his duty as President Tinubu’s spokesman is annoying and deserve some heavy repercussions. He constantly makes a mockery of Nigerian masses who are suffering and perishing in the escalating hellish economy and insecurity situation of Nigeria caused by Tinubu’s “fantastic corruption” and woeful incompetence.
In his psychophantic hypocrisy to make Tinubu look competent, Mr. Ononuga constantly downplays the hellish economic situation and atrocious activities of terrorists in Nigeria. He makes a mockery of the rising protests across the country against Tinubu’s misrule and the resultant sufferung of Nigerians. In his psychophantic defense of Tinubu’s corruption and incompetence, Ononuga accuses Nigerians of exergerating the hunger and insecurity in the land. However, nope, I don’t really want anything as drastic as the prayer of the boy in my reference above to happen to Bayo Ononuga. But, yes, I do wish that something would happen to teach him a tough lesson or two against insensitive psychophancy and hypocrisy for President Tinubu, meeeeeeeen!!!
So, what would I like to happen, you must wanno know, right? Okay, let’s cut to the chase.
Bayo Ononuga is in the heaven set aside for VERY FEW PRIVILEGED CROOKS in power in President Tinubu’s Nigerian government. The rest of Nigerians are suffering and dying in droves every doggone day in the hell created by Tinubu’s corruption and incompetence. So, Ononuga has the evil audacity to constantly mock the suffering Nigerians with his psychophantic and hypocritical denial that there is little or no problem at all in Nigeria. Specifically, Mr. No Bullshitting is enraged by Ononuga’s latest pronouncement on my birthday, today, the 24th of June, 2026. The son of the biblical Adam and Eve who brought sin into this world insulted my birthday with two statements, thus:
(1) As captured in the Nigerian Arise News headline with Ononuga’s image below, the f*ckermother vomited, “I sincerely can’t see the level of hunger Nigerians are complaining about.” I listened to him say that in person this morning, meeeeeeeen!!!
(2) The sinful Adam and Eve who brought sin into this world did not stop at his insensitive hypocrisy about Nigeria’s hellish economy. He also vomited that he has been warning Nigerians to stop traveling at night to avoid getting kidnapped. I could harsly believe my eyes and ears when heard Mr. Ononuga vomit that nonsense. Can you believe shit like that, meeeeeeeen?!!!
The man who represents the president of Nigeria should be talking about the president’s plans to eliminate terrorists in Nigeria, if any. Instead, he rudely and arrogantly tells Nigerians that the only solution his boss has to offer is that they must stop traveling around the country.
NOW, TO MY BIRTHDAY PRAYER:
Mr. Ononuga mocks Nigerians by saying there is nothing wrong with the economy of the country under his boss’s watch. I have no effective prayer to request of God on this count because Ononuga has too much stolen funds. So, it makes no sense to pray for him to suffer hunger like the rest of Nigerians because he has too much stolen public funds in his possession. We have to figure out other ways to make him stop mocking starving Nigerians that he “can’t see the hunger that Nigerians are complaining about.”
So, let’s get to something else. In his psychophantic, hypocritical, insensitive defense of his boss, President Tinubu, Mr. Ononuga claims that Tinubu is doing very well in the fight against terrorism. As he advises Nigerians against traveling to avoid kidnapping, he also insists that Nigerians are always blowing the insecurity out of proportion. He insists that opposition politicians are politicizing the insecurity in the country to spite Tinubu. Meanwhile, there is no single day that passes in Nigeria without several incidents of kidnapping and or massacring of scores of Nigerians by terrorists.
So, now, let’s look at one sure way to teach Bayo Ononuga a hard lesson for his psychophantic hypocrisy of denying the daily terrorist atrocities? Yeah, I know, it is a sensitive thing to suggest what should happen to Ononuga. You may feel that it is immoral to wish him to be kidnapped and tortured by terrorists. So, you may outwardly not agree with my position here. But you must definitely agree that Mr. Ononuga needs to stop claiming that “terrorism is not as bad as Nigerians claim.” So, deep inside, you PROBABLY agree with me that it’s not so bad to pray that he gets kidnapped and tortured by terrorists just a little. While at it, the terrorists should make him pay the highest ransom they have ever demanded from kidnap victims. They should take all the stolen public funds in his possession if he wants to stay alive. Then he would quickly realize that he is an INSENSITIVE IDIOT to downplay the escalating activities of terrorists in Nigeria. And, MOST LIKELY, he would stop his psychophantic hypocritical defense of the woeful security failure of his boss, President Tinubu. I bet the insensitive son of the blibical Adam and Eve who brought sin into this world would quickly stop mocking Nigerian daily victims of terrorists. He would quickly stop saying that Nigerians are blowing the terrorism in Nigeria out of proportion. As they say, “Who feels it knows it.”
Let’s give Mr. Ononuga the benefit of doubt and pretend that he truly doesn’t know how terrible terrorism is in Nigeria. Let’s pretend for one moment that he is not a senseless hypocrit who is denying the fact that he knows, in psychophantic defense of Tinubu’s incompetence. So then, maybe it’s very necessary that he gets kidnapped and tortured by terrorists. That way, Bayo Ononuga would feel it, and then he would know it, just as the adage says, meeeeeeeen!!!
