May 12, 2027
Greetings, Nigerian folks!
This is a No-Bullshitting commentary, and I truly don’t give a f**ck that some southern Nigerians who love former Nigerian president, Goodluck Jonathan, may not like it, meeeeeeeen!!!
I am Harry Agina, and you have seen my title with my radical thematic question. I ask it again, what the fu**ck is Goodluck Ebele Jonathan of Nigeria trying to do in his recent move to join Nigeria’s 2027 presidential election?
I listened to the commentary of Nigerian Social Media indluencer, VeryDarkMan (VDM) today, May 12, 2027, and he made a lot of sense to me. What he said is exactly the first thing that dropped on my mind as soon as I saw former President Jonathan’s recent move to enter the 2027 presidential race. VDM said that President Bola Tinubu has contracted Jonathan to join the race just so that he would split the southern electoral votes with Peter Obi, thereby benefitting President Tinubu. Yap, I think so, too, meeeeeeeen!!!
Now, I’m gonno twll you why I started with the statement that some southern Nigerians may hate this commentary. But I wanno start with something positive about Jonathan before I throw out what I call the hard truth about Jonathan. On the one hand, I love Goodluck Jonathan for the fact that he was, or is, one of the few Nigerian politicians who do not play the typical SATANICAL do-or-die politics of Nigeria. He declared this fact in 2015 with his statement that his political ambition is not worth the blood of any Nigerian. You know what? I believed his sincerity when he said that, and I LOVE HIM FOR IT. He went further to match his words with action when he surrendered to Muhammadu Buhari even before the final votes were counted in their presidential race. That characteristic is one of the reasons that maelde him a globally recognized statesman.
Having said all that, here is my bitter truth for which some southern Nigerians may condemn me. Like I said, I don’t really give a fu**ck who condemns my view. If you ask me, or even as you ain’t asking me yet, I still tell ya, Jonathan was not really such a great president from 2010 to 2015. He didn’t have much of a CHARACTER of a president, and he was A DISGRACEFUL COWARD. Anybody who wants me to take this to the next expatiatory level, please engage me in a friendly constructive debate, and I will explain my position. My request is that you don’t get abusive if you want such a debate with me.
So, yes, I believe that Goodluck Jonathan should stay the f**ck away from the 2027 presidential election of Nigeria. He should give the Petor Obi and Rabiu Kwankwaso ticket a good chance to succeed. If he gets into it, then I see him as a saboteur probably paid by President Tinubu to split the southern Nigerian votes between Obi and him in favor of Tinubu, meeeeeeeen!!!
